The Arab People Song

Lyrics

[Verse 1] We don't like tennis shoes, we wear sandals And yeah, we have sex with goats and ride camels I live in a desert in Abu Dhabi So I squat behind a cactus when I have to potty Roll your tongue on the R's Whoops, dropped a bomb, Allahu Ahkbar I play the flute and snakes come out of jars I caught a flight, plane didn't get far And you might not believe it, man But during the winter, I ski in sand And the TSA was like "Man, how did you get out of Iraq…"--- I ran. Damn... [Chorus] Watch out, Watch out Rasheed's got a bomb! Watch out, Watch out Abdul-Jabar got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Amir's got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Malcolm X got a bomb! [Verse 2] I'm a billionaire, check my Equifax Always wearing turbins and bedsheet hats An Arabian day in the life See I have 10 leashes, one for each wife And I have 10 bombs, one for each flight That I put my wives on if they speak without permission Then "Mommy, look! There's a plane in the airrrrr!" (BOOM) uh, I swear it was just there... We're all Muslim, Salaam And we all live in a cave, Saddam Where we all eat lots of hummus…. yum! My first website was the bomb dot com, UM… And you might not believe it, man But during the winter, I ski in sand And the TSA was like "Man, how did you get out of Iraq…"--- "Iran" damn... [Chorus] Watch out, watch out Hussein got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Ramir Asheed got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Obama got a bomb! Watch out, Watch out Osama bin Laden got a bomb! (Well, not anymore...) [Verse 3] Don't touch my hat, it's sacred I can make all my wives get naked I have a phobia, I'm afraid of BACONNNN You need RPG? I can make it! We own mini-marts and gas stations Where people buy beer to get wasted! Like 9/11 Victims, I take my— [Interlude] Whoa whoa whoa…. dude, no— you just don't say that. Wasted like 9-11 Victims? Fuck no. We don't say that shit in America. You might say that shit over in Lebanon or Afghanistan or wherever the fuck you from but in America? You can get yo ass KILT out here! Take that shit out of the lyrics, right now before I shove a cactus up yo sandy ass. Right NOW! I ain't playing…. shit! ARAB: I'm sorry…. I didn't know. I'm erasing it I erased it. It's gone sir. I'm sorry Me: Throw that damn falafel in the trash and focus…. (sigh) …. cue the Gotdamn music... As the world waits for my plans to unfoil During spring, I jetski on oil And I've bombed all sorts of different places and the TSA is the most racist, they be like [Chorus] Watch out, Watch out Rasheed's got a bomb! Watch out, Watch out Abdul-Jabar got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Amir's got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Malcolm X got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Hussein got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Ramir Asheed got a bomb! Watch out, watch out Obama got a bomb! Watch out, Watch out Osama bin Laden got a bomb!